I'm a little surprised that the Internet Protocol Police have only just been formed. honestly thought they already existed 🤷‍♂️

https://www.rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc9948.html

RFC 9948: Internet Protocol Police (IPP) - Schedule of Punishments

The Internet Protocol Police (IPP) is in charge of punishing willful infractions of the Collected Wisdom of the IETF community. This document sets out the schedule of punishments for such infractions.

oh, they did already exist. RFC8962.
I suppose I've earned myself a Raised Eyebrow for not checking References