Flying Spaghetti Monster says global warming, hurricanes, and natural disasters are a direct result of the shrinking number of pirates.

What more proof do you need.

@selzero
I followed FSMism for a while but was ultimately seduced to Dudeism, abiding, white Russian drinks, taking it easy and of course: having a rug that really ties the room together, man.

@spytfyre @selzero

I prefer the Invisible Pink Unicorns.