i have a #cleaninglady who vacuums my 1-room-apartment every 4 weeks (and cleans the toilet: about which, the less said the better). normally i pay her on #zelle which works great, but once in a while i pay cash. no problem,she keeps good records

i have a #primarycarephysician who gives me physicals once in a while, and also bills me for not-really-otc medications every few months. normally i send them a check,but once i was in the office and i paid cash for the drugs.

guess which one came after me for non-payment. because who keeps good records when you pay in cash?

it was the one you expected. cleaning ladies are a lot more careful with money than doctors. i wonder why that is.

(but srsly, i don’t really wonder why that is)