Fun facts about the Moon:

- The Moon grants wishes to weird children
- The Moon is heavy metal to the core, just like your uncle
- wolves howl at the Moon because there are no wolf astronauts yet
- Moon ghosts are real, and very freaky

@Edmonds_Scanner

The Moon is made of cheese and is full of holes, everybody knows that.

[LQ] "I Told You I Was Freaky" - Flight of the Conchords

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@Edmonds_Scanner The moon is the apex of a pair of compasses that connects you to anyone else looking at it at the same moment you are.