liz ten eleventhe fucking childproof cap on my cheap-ass gummy multivitamins is insanely easy to screw back on in a way that prevents it from ever being opened again. i don’t even know why vitamins need childproofing.
one nice thing i’ve noticed about buying weed in WA is that it seems way less likely to come in some kind of inscrutable childproof zip-top bag that is also impossible to open, relatedly
Brooke Vibber 
@selectric here in oregon, last time we picked up some cheapie vape pens i couldn't figure out how to open the childproof boxes and had to just fucking rip the boxes to shreds with my hands and a pair of scissors
i'm pretty sure an actual child would have had less trouble
@brooke i think that's universally true for all childproof containers tbqh