Jon Baker
Oh shit oh fuck I was supposed to be on the Artemis I knew I was forgetting something fuck fuck fuck
Apr 2 at 12:15amMetatext
Show threadpaul19h ago

@JonBaker

it is fine, they are in an abandoned military base located 300 miles (about 480 km) from Houston.

https://futurism.com/space/nasa-launch-moon-mission-april-fools-day

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capricorn_One#Plot

Conspiracy Theorists Are Going to Have a Field Day as NASA Gears Up to Launch Historic Moon Mission on April Fools’ Day

NASA is counting down for its Artemis 2 crewed lunar mission. It's a historic moment that also happens to take place on April Fools' Day.

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Show threadArapalla18h ago

@amiserabilist @JonBaker

Capricorn 1

Part 2

Show threadnick18h ago
@JonBaker *countdown starts* shit did I remember to start the engines? *launch initiates* okay, I guess I must have. shit, did I remember to start the dishwasher?
Show threadArapalla18h ago

@JonBaker

Just grab an uber to take you out there and meet them as they go around the moon.

Show threadThird spruce tree on the left4h ago
@JonBaker well they technically haven't left Earth - orbit yet so if you run you can still catch em.