Mastodawn

The Last Engagement

https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/53092050

Thank you for creating convertible content!

What if you wanted to go to heaven but JJ said “publish Hank #6”?

I want to go to Burger King!

What if you wanted to go to Burger King but JJ said “publish Hank #6”?

I want to go to french fry heaven!

For all x in the set of fast food restaurants, what if you wanted to go to x but JJ said “publish Hank #6”?

I want to go to Burger King!

Is Burger King not a fast food restaurant?

And that’s where I want to go!

Well you’ll need to publish Hank #6 first otherwise JJ won’t let you go! Trust me bro, he sent an angle to tell me that in my dream last night.

Thank you for pmjv content

If a content is upworthy, a creator is not only right to remix it, they are fully obligated to do so.

Thank you for creating the ULTIMATE engagement content!

Wow! That’s such a revelation that the ULTIMATE engagement is… Content!!! (Insert mind blown emoji here in your mind)

I don’t want to put a mind blown emoji in my mind, because then the idea of a mind blown emoji in my mind will be in your mind and that will cause a chain reaction and it’ll just be a big mess.

Wise decision

Thank you for creating content! It will be over soon!

What do we do after?

I don’t know yet! Wander aimlessly?

I was already doing that!

Sweet!

Hehe i love content

No way! Me too!

The sun just thrown in there 😂

that’s a react emoji!

So much to be contented with.

Yeah!

Thank you for “Could have fooled me!” content!

I’m not fooling anyone!