my iphone insists on telling me that if i'm charging from my laptop's USB-A port, I'm using a "slow charger." i dunno, keep your opinions to yourself man. maybe you're just bad at charging, did you think of that. "waaaah i'm only getting 500mA" entitled little asshole
@aparrish Have you tried artisanal power?
@catsalad @aparrish Oh yeah, these things. 😆 They only could charge a device if you fully shut it off first and even then you had to crank the living daylights out of it to get it to enough to boot up, send a quick text "send help!" and then it would shut off again.
@nazokiyoubinbou @catsalad @aparrish That's gotta just be a garbage quality product, because you should be able to produce well over 10W cranking a proper dynamo by hand, plenty for a "fast charge".

@dalias @catsalad @aparrish The ones I used absolutely could qualify as "a garbage quality product" yes. 😁

To be fair, they were nothing like that rather solid looking thing in the photo.