A list of not important enough things to tell the #nation

Australians: I am sorry about endorsing the killing of Iranians. I am doing these things (...) to avoid a recurrence, and these things (...) to fix the damage.

Employers: it is now illegal to demand workers come into the office.

Government: you will actively demand public servants work from home, even-if that means they are less productive.

Fossil Fuel extractors: we are commandeering 25% of your product, we will not pay you for it. If you like, you can avoid messiness by providing it direct to the public.

Engineers: Build LPG conversion kits and battery systems. We guarantee the 25% LPG supply at cost for the next 20 years, after that it'll end and we expect you to run on electricity.

Legislation for all this will pass both houses of Parliament tomorrow. (Cut to Larissa Waters, nodding).