‘Haters gonna hate’: A top FEMA official defends his claim that he was teleported | CNN Politics
‘Haters gonna hate’: A top FEMA official defends his claim that he was teleported | CNN Politics
CNN previously reported that Phillips, who serves as associate administrator for the Office of Response and Recovery at FEMA, described in a podcast last year multiple episodes in which he said he was suddenly teleported miles away — including once to a Waffle House roughly 50 miles from where he had been.
I hope that Waffle House was open, per the Waffle House Index.

As millions of Americans braced for a series of brutal storms this winter, the senior official in charge of the federal government’s disaster response had been on the job only a few weeks — and had previously claimed on podcasts that he once teleported to a Waffle House.
I’ve teleported twice in my life. However since I’m a functioning adult these days, allow me to condense the relevant finding of those experiences for you:
Don’t mix drugs and alcohol.