Gonzako

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https://lemmy.world/post/45047429

Apr 1 at 9:58pmWeb
Show threadTouchMacaqueApr 1
Fun fact: Jackie Chan’s parents named him that because his dad ran a porn website similar to 4chan called Jacky Chan in the 1950s before anyone even knew the Internet was possible. Truly a family ahead of the times. It’s a shame he went on to be a successful movie star.
Show threadexpatriadoApr 1
business was tough, had to close shop multiple times, but with perseverance kept trying, hence 1chan, 2chan, 3chan, and so forth
Show threadbaatliwalaApr 2
Tbh 2ch was a real thing
Show threadStarvingMartistApr 1
Real answer, his original name was chang kong sang, which means born in Hong Kong
Show threadSubArcticTundraApr 2
Are you sure it wasnt just a site with a load of webs in it
Show threadexpatriadoApr 1
business was tough, had to close shop multiple times, but with perseverance kept trying, hence 1chan, 2chan, 3chan, and so forth
Show threadSmuuthbraneApr 1
In the words of Kite Man, “Hell yeah!”
Show threadLORDSMEGMAApr 1
Shit, that would give me enough time to dive on the tracks right in front of the 5 people
Show threadWhyIHateTheInternetApr 2
Get in line buddy
Show threadOxysis/OxyApr 2
That’s what they are doing
Show threadFinjaminPoachApr 1
Also Builds momentum meaning their death is over quicker.
Show threadilillilillilillililliApr 2
Loops take momentum, they don’t add it. But I also don’t want to be called a physics nerd, and get my lunch money stolen.
Show threadFinjaminPoachApr 2

ur right ur right, i was being videogame brained.

The loop and the many little turns may reduce momentum enough to save some people, depending on how fast the trolley was already going

Show threadGorkApr 1
Hell yeah
Show threadsomprenoApr 1
There’s always a chance it doesn’t clear the loop
Show threadDiddlydeeApr 1
That is a very high chance based on what we see.
Show threadathatetApr 1
Nah the loop is further away so the trolly is gonna be smaller by the time it gets there.
Show threadLost_My_MindApr 2
This is how physics work.
Show threadbstixApr 2

The tram will be traveling the loop at close to the speed of light.

Due to special relativity it will be shorter as it goes through the loop, so the wheels will fit the tracks perfectly when observed from the lever.

Ladder paradox - Wikipedia

Show threadPodPersonApr 2
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Show threadLost_My_MindApr 2

There’s a chance of anything at any time.

For example, yesterday there were tornados here. A lot of people lost power. I live in an apartment building.

Floors 1-4 have power. Floors 5-7 no power. I can’t explain HOW that’s possible, but clearly there was a chance.

Show threadtheneverfoxApr 2
Apartment buildings have multiple circuits that connect to the grid. Sometimes my power partially goes out, so like these outlets work but those don’t, because there’s three circuits and one tends to break first
Show threadTeppaApr 2
Not on your life my hindu friend.
Show threadPodPersonApr 2
MONORAIL. MONORAIL. MONORAIL.
Show thread파란솔Apr 1
increase passengers adrenalime via loop first
Show threadSillyDudeApr 1
I’d haunt you and your ancestors for a thousand years if your bitch ass didn’t pull that lever and let me die without seeing some sick ass shit.
Show threadBotanicalsApr 1
Nice 🤘
Show threadaltasshetApr 2
Bad viewing angle though.
Show threadLost_My_MindApr 2
Not for the people watching at home on pay per view!
Show threadImgonnatrythisApr 2
Seems unethical not to.
Show threadaltphotoApr 2
Yes! The trolley would get stuck on the way down as it hits the first set of rails.
Show threadmgenehoffmanApr 2
Hell yeah loop de loop
Show threadShaperApr 2
I’d pull the lever cause it’s going to derail on that u-turn for sure
Show threadda_cow (she/her)Apr 2
Very optimistic, that it will even make it through the loop.
Show threadPupschismApr 2
I would definitely pull the lever, it looks like AI designed the track to crash into itself. Is this how AI will save the world, through it’s own incompetence? 😝
Show threadAdolfSchmitlerApr 2
If I’m the one on the tracks, please pull the lever so I can see something sick as fuck right before I go.
Show threadDanarchyApr 2
I remember this level in Tony hawk
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamApr 2
Only if the trolley does a kickflip on the way too
Show threadayyyApr 2
Do a kickflip!
Show threadTigerAceApr 2
Blood has a stickiness so the trolly has a better chance to make it through the loop when it crushes the people first.
Show threadzerobotApr 2
can i be inside though, looks fun
Show threadEtterraApr 2
The mediocrity principle suggests that they’re just regular people, so pulling the lever will give them a cool loop and possibly accelerate the trolly to make the death quicker, so I’d do that.
Show threadrumbaApr 2

The chance for the trolly to fail on the loop or derail on the bend is much higher.

pull it that they might live.

or, since you’re ahead of it, pull it, then try to get on board and stop it

Show threadMioApr 2
Wait until train come then start pushing. After the loop you dont know what is or down so you derail before hitting all ppl.
Show threadSiegfriedApr 2
If it is moving fast enough to do the loop, it is probably going fast enough to derail on that awsome u turn