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[at space coven]
Andy Weir: beep boop submitted for the approval of the space coven, i call this the story of the martian
Weir: it is a story about the cold triumph of science, with no distracting theme or motif
Weir: only science
Weir: beep boop
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Weir: i will use this story to convey the following scientific facts to you
Weir: (1) the atmospheric co-efficient of Mars
Weir: (2) the tangent cosign of the hypotenuse of space
Weir: (3) the importance of STEM
Weir: (4) the langitudinal curve of space-time squared
Weir: beep boop

@bitterkarella

"...the tangent cosign of the hypotenuse of space," is a line purposefully written to make the mathematics geeks here develop uncontrollable twitching. How dare you.

*Twitch*

*Twitch*