TIL that the #Linux kernel explicitly does not support vampires, time travelers, or immortal entities. This seems clearly short-sided to me.

https://lore.kernel.org/all/20260401-i-hope-someone-believes-this-is-real-04f24e03944e@brauner/

[PATCH] vfs: require verified birth date for file creation - Christian Brauner

@vwbusguy It's Impossible to know their ages or birthdates, so better to not support them than run afoul of short-sighted legislation.