Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈3d ago

And this is why the rest of the World is planning to move on beyond the Pax Americana, you can't talk down crazy.

It's not that he got drunk, and can't remember going to the late night takeaway, oh no...it's that he can 'teleport' and we're all demons or something for not believing him.

And they put him in charge of things...

#GreggPhillips #FEMA #USPol #USpolitics

Show threadLazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈3d ago
I mean, if he can't control his teleportation then he's a danger, he could teleport into the ladies changing room, repeatedly....
Show threadCaptMorgan
@Lazarou Its called blacking out and its caused by excessive drinking 🙄
Apr 1 at 7:41pmWeb
Show threadLazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈3d ago

@CaptMorgan no, no, it's all god's will, ...part of a great plan which involves teleporting him to takeaways when he's 'hungry and full of joy', ...he's a Very Special Boy! /s

#GreggPhillips #WaffleHouse