"I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!"

It's 2026, and I've turned into Calvin's Dad.

There are worse fates, I guess...

@straphanger I haven't read the news recently, but "Premium" (the kind that I'm *not* supposed to put into my fuel-efficient Toyota) was over $7 in Studio City, CA last week.

So your wish may come true (if it hasn't already)