I’d pirate it but I find the story just not interesting or worth my time.

I read Philosopher’s Stone about 25 years ago as a teenager and wasn’t impressed. Didn’t read any other because that one already felt like wasted time. Went to a movie in 2007 (no clue which one that was) and again forgettable. Not bad, in fact I still remember Die Hard 4 that I also watched back then because it was so bad. That HP movie? No idea about plot or anything. Another one? Thanks, I’m good.

Even if Rowling wasn’t a disgusting person, I feel like what I’ve seen of her work is just not great. It’s not terrible, but I don’t care for it at all.

But also, she can get fucked.

Behold! I give you: woman.

Technically, chickens are hatched, not born. So not “born with egg-producing equipment”.

Still doesn’t rule out literally every female mammal except for platypi and echidnas…

Also a few rare reptiles and fish that give live birth!