The U.S. Forest Service has been eliminated. With the stroke of a pen.
"You cannot move a thirty-year watershed study. You cannot relocate a decades-long old-growth monitoring program. You cannot box up a forest and ship it to Colorado. When these facilities close, the experiments die."
https://morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/breaking-trump-administration-orders
"Fossil fuel billionaires pay for policies that ignore the obvious results of their ecocide.
The year-round wildfire seasons in Colorado & California, just ignore that.
Nevermind about your burning homes & unbreathable air."
The Epstein Class can be pretty obtuse but even they will notice that their homes are threatened by fossil fuel climate change & wildfires.
Los Angeles -- $132 billion in losses
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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/weather/california-heat-fire-season-snowpack.html
https://www.sacbee.com/news/california/fires/article315262475.html
Colorado -- drought & water shortages
https://www.koaa.com/news/local-news/with-colorados-warmest-winter-on-record-experts-weigh-in-on-summer-wildfire-and-water-supply-concerns
https://www.denverpost.com/2025/08/29/colorado-wildfires-season-2025/
New York
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8jplmvlj02o
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/climate/2025-extreme-weather.html
https://www.newyorker.com/news/the-lede/the-northeast-is-becoming-fire-country
Hawaii
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2023_Hawaii_wildfires
https://www.nbcnews.com/maui-wildfires
https://blogs.manchester.ac.uk/hcri/2024/05/13/the-maui-fires-an-unnatural-disaster/
They can watch the fires from the safety of their luxury yachts, or they can just fk off to one of their many other houses.
@Captain_Jack_Sparrow @ColesStreetPothole
As the Los Angeles and San Francisco wildfires demonstrated, firestorms can hit so fast that even the rich get trapped.
They spend all their money on destroying mutual aid groups like volunteer firefighters and publicly spirited neighborhoods.
https://dronexl.co/2025/12/14/drone-industry-private-equity-volunteer-fire-departments/
The Epstein Class make themselves very unpopular in the wake of crises.
https://www.the-sun.com/news/13276163/la-wildfires-billionaires-private-firefighters-kim-kardashian/
Coles Street Pothole
Nicole Parsons
Captain Jack Sparrow