Akseli
I added sex to kde plasma
Apr 1 at 4:16pmWeb
Show threadSune Stolborg VuorelaApr 1
@aks simple editor for x?
Show threadSune Stolborg VuorelaApr 1
@aks of you aren't aware, it is a 25y or more old application written by another finn (who at somr point shared an office with the famous kernel developer from Finland)
Show threadAkseliApr 1
@svuorela huh TIL
Show threadDr. Dek πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ§πŸš€ )Apr 1
@aks and no Age Verification! Blasphemy!
Show threadAkseliApr 1
@portaloffreedom there is age verification, we added it 20 years ago
Show threadDr. Dek πŸ‘¨β€πŸš€πŸ§πŸš€ )Apr 1
@aks is that how KDE 4 was allowed to be so sexy?
Show threadǝʌɐpApr 1

@aks "for compliance, right?"

😏

"oh no"

Show threadclang-enbyApr 1

@aks

I added sex to Unix.

Using a new systemcall called impregnate(2) a process can spawn a child process with a random mixture of its own environment and the fuc… I mean impregnated process' environment.

Yes, the target of impregnate(2) can be its own child, but that can lead to spurious page faults.

Show threadMosfetApr 1
@sudo200 @aks so you mean i now have a man 2 impregnate
Show threadclang-enbyApr 1

@mosfet @aks

I guess so

Show threadEichi🐺Apr 1
@aks Does it get bigger when you shake it?
Show threadRyan BrueApr 1
@aks should probably be integrated with systemd-sexd instead of being its own bespoke component
Show threadAkseliApr 1
@ryanabx i wanted to use cobol
Show threadRyan BrueApr 1
@aks Makes sense that you'd use the sexiest programming language for this task
Show threadDio9sysApr 1
@aks konsensual interkourse
Show threadRoseForge    Apr 1
@aks finally
Show threadCerberusApr 1
@aks so you’re saying KinkedIn has a chance?
Show threadDan 🌻Apr 1
@aks this is why i use kde
Show threadCryloApr 1
@aks koggystyle
Show threadBoring Nondescript Little WormApr 1
@aks can't wait to install Kock and/or Klitoris to my machine