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@GayDeceiver

Eeey, listen. You like KitKats? Good. Come round the back of the van here. Look at these! Two whole crates of KitKats. Yeah, see this one store ordered like 8 of them but the warehouse put 10 in our van here by mistake. We _could_ take em back to the warehouse, but they think they're already paid for. And taking em back would be all that paperwork. We could let you have them for oh.. how much you got on ya?

@GayDeceiver

TWO of my friends actually bought speakers out of a van like this. They're shit speakers. But hey, $100 is $100.

Also "Tactical Chocolate" would be a great band name.

@tezoatlipoca @GayDeceiver Haha actual “white van” speakers!