So when I got my tenure approval letter some 15 years ago it was dated April 1 and to this day I’m not completely sure if I have tenure
@drskyskull Are you getting paid in three-dollar bills with a picture of the current president?
@drskyskull Test it and find out!
@drskyskull I suppose that you'll find out some day when your name hits the front page of Reddit or whatever means you're in trouble these days.
@drskyskull
Some people know how to play the long game.

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Plot twist: you have tenure, but the university isn't real.

As long as you don't peek behind the sets with the Chemistry building you should be fine.