Not a joke: Hasbro was hacked. The American toymaking giant said in an SEC filing that it may take weeks for it to recover. Much of the company's website appears down.

https://techcrunch.com/2026/04/01/hasbro-hacked-may-take-several-weeks-to-recover/

Hasbro says it was hacked, and may take 'several weeks' to recover | TechCrunch

The American toymaking giant noted that it was continuing to "implement measures to secure its business operations," suggesting that the hackers may still be in the company's systems.

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@zackwhittaker Taken out by Iranian hackers for their role in the war, just as threatened
@zackwhittaker lol, funny how we both use .1337 in signal 

@zackwhittaker It's difficult calling it a toymaker when the majority of it is WotC and a handful of other IPs.

Sort of like calling Nike a shoe factory.

@zackwhittaker Is this perchance a company that makes creepy AI toys that "talk" to kids and hoover up their data?