We have the technology and figured there was a giant, untapped market of frustrations waiting to unload into our pockets.

From today April 1st, 2026, onwards you will be able to:

👉 download the entirety of PornHub and store it on your phone as a handy, 4.5 petabytes ZIM file;

👉 or choose specific subsets such as Mormon, Furry, or Mormon-Furry, and dozens more;

👉 all kinks will come in flavours of mini, nopic and maxi to accommodate storage (and budget) constraints, as always.

The new model will integrate a pay-per-ZIM model, with starting prices set at $0.1 per MB* (incremental updates not included - we're still working on these).

*Use promo code "DJT47" for a special 50% discount on underage content.