You know, I never understood why this guy had a mask with a picture of the female reproductive system on it.
That’s clearly a picture of two seahorses shitting to the tune of Rapatma, actually.
You’re all idiots it’s my mom screaming at me she would spend more time with me if someone paid her to when I was five
I don’t know if you’re making up shit for the joke, but if you’re not, can I offer you a hug or my sympathies?
I’ll take both thanks mom

I’m not a mom, just someone who spent their afternoons after school daydreaming, dissociating, escaping to some place where I was important and could change things.

hug