LmBMar 31

Suicide rates would likely rise sharply if reincarnation were ever proven.

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Suicide rates would likely rise sharply if reincarnation were ever proven. - Lemmy.zip

Lemmy

Show threadminorkeysMar 31
They would increase if any afterlife was proven. Even terrible ones ppl will convince themselves are actually good.
Show threadF/15/[email protected]

“Whoa, they have grilling???”

“Yes, they grill your soul over a pit of pulsing, miasmic ichor. It slowly strips you of even the concept of sanity through sheer agony.”

“I can only imagine the BTUs in grilling heaven, wow!”

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Show threadRiskableMar 31

The grill is heated by GPUs. Proper soul cooking requires a short bit of searing and then each side gets a good, long cook.

You know they did a good job when the heat sink fins leave those nice, crisp brown lines.

All to keep the data centers that render reality humming along!