MAKE SURE THE TRANS PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE HAVE THE REFLECTIVE VESTS AND BLINKING LIGHTS (AND, IF NECESSARY, AREA DENIAL WEAPONS AND EGRESS DEVICES) THEY NEED ON THIS TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY.
I CAN GIVE YOU A GUN THAT FIRES TINY LITTLE RAILS AT RELATIVISTIC SPEEDS, IF THAT'S SOMETHING YOU'RE INTERESTED IN.
I CAN THINK OF 80085 REASONS TO SAY YES TO THIS DEAL. TRAFFIC WILL THANK YOU.
@LRRRonEarth There's a KIT !!
Why am I being told about this now ?
I could have used this last year
...And all the years before
I'm liking the sound of area denial weapons
OH YEAH. THERE'S A WHOLE CONVENTION BANNING THEM THAT YOU CAN JUST IGNORE.
JUST LIKE HOW I STILL LOCK MY CAR EVEN THOUGH NOBODY IS SUPPOSED TO STEAL MY HARD PRETZELS, PROTECTIVE MEASURES MUST BE TAKEN.