MAKE SURE THE TRANS PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE HAVE THE REFLECTIVE VESTS AND BLINKING LIGHTS (AND, IF NECESSARY, AREA DENIAL WEAPONS AND EGRESS DEVICES) THEY NEED ON THIS TRANS DAY OF VISIBILITY.
FLARE GUNS, SPARKLERS, FLOPPY INFLATABLE CAR DEALERSHIP PEOPLE, YOU NAME IT. LOAD 'EM UP.
SAY HI TO THEM BEFORE THEY BLINK OUT OF THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM TOMORROW. BUY THEM SNACKS.
@LRRRonEarth A small dry martini would be nice.
@LRRRonEarth i have a hi vis vest and hard hat but need blinkies & new gender affirming retro reflective clothing plz

@moss

I CAN GIVE YOU A GUN THAT FIRES TINY LITTLE RAILS AT RELATIVISTIC SPEEDS, IF THAT'S SOMETHING YOU'RE INTERESTED IN.

@LRRRonEarth HIGHLY. I WILL TRADE YOU ONE OF THOSE PROGRAMMABLE LED SIGNS THAT COMES PRESET WITH A BUNCH OF ROAD CLOSURE AND SAFETY WARNINGS , BUT CAN ABSOLUTELY BE MADE TO SAY ANYTHING.

@moss

I CAN THINK OF 80085 REASONS TO SAY YES TO THIS DEAL. TRAFFIC WILL THANK YOU.

@LRRRonEarth THAT IS A VERY GOOD NUMBER OF REASONS

@LRRRonEarth There's a KIT !!

Why am I being told about this now ?

I could have used this last year

...And all the years before

I'm liking the sound of area denial weapons

@staringatclouds

OH YEAH. THERE'S A WHOLE CONVENTION BANNING THEM THAT YOU CAN JUST IGNORE.

@LRRRonEarth Cool, I'll take half a dozen please
@LRRRonEarth I very much could use some area denial weapons today ​
@LRRRonEarth It's important that they have this, but as usual it is the responsibility of other people to notice them and not run them over. Not the trans people's responsibility.

@ahltorp

JUST LIKE HOW I STILL LOCK MY CAR EVEN THOUGH NOBODY IS SUPPOSED TO STEAL MY HARD PRETZELS, PROTECTIVE MEASURES MUST BE TAKEN.

@LRRRonEarth Depending on how you wield it, a grappling hook is a means of egress AND an area denial weapon.
@LRRRonEarth Look, the trans person in my life is literally building blinking, wearable lights in my garage with the door open right now. We're literally as on topic as we can be.
(Well, the closest trans person. There are many.)