Mastodawn

Everyone in 2022: Now that we've been vaccinated, let's return to the same socioeconomic conditions that allowed COVID to become widespread in the first place!

Everyone in 2024: Why is everyone suddenly so sick all the time?

Everyone in 2026: My doctor says it's normal for kids to be sick more often than not. We're building our immune systems! I had my third heart attack after my 37th birthday party last month.

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Rosa Aeterna

@croissant I consider myself very lucky that despite having an autoimmune disorder (Psoriasis), my immune system also seems to be doing pretty well at keeping me not-sick. As I like to joke, must have gotten the genes for a good immune system that the psoriasis brought down to just average.