William J. Bowman🇨🇦
omg guys sometimes when I flip a coin and say "land on heads", it lands on heads! am I magic? is the coin conscious? guys this is going to be revolutionary
Mar 31 at 8:05pmWeb
Show threadWilliam J. Bowman🇨🇦Mar 31
in my latest experiments when I hold the coin just on the tip of my thumb and I yell "LAND ON HEADS I COMMAND THEE" it works like 70% of the time, I think I'm really onto something here. We just need a little more heads-landing-on-engineering
Show threadWilliam J. Bowman🇨🇦Mar 31
After additional heads-landing-on-engineering and applying this to the climate crisis, I've determined that after flipping enough coins I can actually increase the number of wind turbines that get built
Show threadWilliam J. Bowman🇨🇦Mar 31
better go prepare my lecture before I get myself into trouble
Show threadDaniel BittmanApr 1
@wilbowma Ah, the missing Rozencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead scene where they figure out which way the wind is blowing by flipping enough coins.
Show threadDaniel BittmanApr 1
@wilbowma A weaker man might be moved to reconsider his faith; at least in the laws of probability.