Turn of the century fucc boi

https://mander.xyz/post/49768400

As it turns out people look the same throughout history as our genetic makeup is rather stable.
I didn’t know the broccoli cut was hereditary.
Yes hair is generic
Stupid haircuts however, are voluntary.
It’s a fine haircut, his hair is just curly
No, we must hate on the youth of yesterday for having a haircut style!
Nah, he’s still got his old man pants way up in his armpits.
Founder of Adidas and opportunistic Nazi. Yeah that tracks lol, hair and all.
it really does! hahaha!
Time is a flat circle.
All circles are flat.

[…] looks like they’ve seen an iPhone

What does that mean?

That OP thinks our psychotic 21st century cultures are cool
There’s a meme about “iPhone Face”, referring to actors in period dramas who resemble modern beauty standards more than the beauty standards of the period their film is set in. Some less film-literate people also use it to talk about how costume design always seem pulled to a more modern interpretation of the style rather than historical accuracy, which makes the actors feel more like modern people than people from the period the film is set in.
I’ve been reading books from that era and can also confirm people were very similar back then, too. It’s almost like history repeats itself.
The telegram version of “No haha, don’t kill yourself, you’re so sexy 😘”

it’s time for shoe facts

the shoe brands adidas and puma were both formed from the dassler brothers shoe factory
the brothers were engaged in a bitter feud worsened by the stress of the war, until ’48 when rudi dassler finally built his own puma factory right across the river from the adidas one
the feud, carried by their children, continued for decades, arguably until 2007 when puma was bought out by a french fashion giant

this has been shoe facts

I’ve got a mate who works for Adidas. Wearing their own products to the office is encouraged (imagine a Bulgarian prison), but wearing Puma is an instant firing offence.
Does Germany have workplace laws around unfair termination? Seems like an easy case to abuse.
Imagine going through all that, only to be bought out by the french.
How do you reference facts in this case that don’t reference Nazis?
Short back and sides probably just mean he’s been in the military.
“I’ve got the best name ever! No way ‘Adolf’ will ever go out of style!”