The older you get, the more you realise your meat sack requires constant maintenance, and frankly, it is incredibly bothersome.

I didn’t sign up for this level of biological admin. 😒

One day you’re invincible, and the next, you’re basically a high-maintenance tamagotchi that requires a specific pH-balanced serum and a 20-minute stretching ritual just to get up off the couch without making weird noises. 🦴🛋️