Wi nøt trei a høliday in Altona thi yer?
See the løveli traines
The Wønderful telephøne system
And mani interesting furry animals
Including the majestic Wølfe

A Wølfe once bit my sister

No realli! She was Kårving her initials on the Wølfe with the sharpened end of an interspåce tøøthbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nørdfink”.

Mynd you, wølfe bites Kan be pretty nasti … 🐺