Stupid ass bigfootcels
so we will just ignore the facts?
I mean, the graph is fake, but giant squids are real: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_squid
Giant squid - Wikipedia

Wheeling had tons of scary holes in the 90s, maybe still does,

Also yes I am scared of urban squid monsters

Is the cross between Bigfoot and the Giant Squid a Bigsquid or Giant Foot?
Yeah I got cited in a textbook on cryptozoology, because I once wrote a suburb newspaper article about a lion that some one let loose, except I said I wrote that because I was an intern. My sister won’t let it go
I apologize for that incoherence, but its largely true :)
I wouldn’t worry about the citation. I’m sure it will eventually be instrumental in solving a crime.
Hear me out: what if Bigfoot is a vampire?
Or a wereclown!
If you get bit you run for congress.

Kraken ✅

Bigfoot 🚫