Jonathan E CowperthwaitMy beloved child in Christ, you assume this person exists anymore.
npmjs Twitter account to reply, “What can npmjs security team do for you today? Also ✨ Quickly spin up Copilot coding agent tasks from anywhere on your macOS or Windows machine with Raycast.”
This joke shamelessly stolen from an npm alum who is more clever than I, which is to say, any of them.