Classic fucking Linda

https://lemmy.world/post/44962995

dude, just order 2 desserts for yourself: one for you, and one for ms. “i don’t want dessert”

problem solved now and forever

I thought this was a common thing lol

I’ve been ordering twice as many fries as I actually want because after 15 years of marriage I goddamn well know that despite her saying she doesn’t want any fries she’s going to eat half my fries lol

I have the opposite. I grew up with my parents guilt tripping me “starting kids in Africa” stuff, and so my wife is one who rarely finishes a meal, snack, or dessert, so I’m “stuck” eating the leftovers haha.

I’ve learned to order less while out, cuz she won’t eat leftovers either (or rarely does) so I get to try hers instead of it going to waste.

You shouldn’t start kids anywhere unless you plan on taking care of them.
Haha, damn swipe text!