I just found out what the glorious emulator 86box is and I installed everything. Fucking everything. 98, 98 SE, ME, XP, 2000.

And then there was 95. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with that OS. Bood disks and ISO were absolutely fine, but Setup took almost an hour. Then I wanted to install Plus!, but I opened the wrong setup.exe.

Instead of warning my dumb ass, the fucking thing started*installing over itself on the fly*. And it shat the bed so hard, the whole machine was unusable. Manually starting explorer.exe after reboot (which for some reason brought up Task Manager every time) worked, but every tiny click informed me that Rundll32 has performed an illegal actions. What in the futhark is that ugly ass OS.

Are you sure you’re using the best version of 95?

Like 95a didn’t even have out-of-the-box USB support.

You’ll want to use B or C versions for optimal driver support, including USB.