Do not touch the operational end of The Device. Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device. Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially.
…All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence.
My near-complete memorization of GLaDOS' voice lines from both Portal games is very troubling
@nytpu sometimes it makes me think you are secretly her and that the fediverse isn't even safe