"We're in negotiations to end the war"
"We will bomb the living shit out of you if you don't comply"
"We're thinking about asking other countries to help pay for your destruction"
"We don't need no stinking help"

"Where is my diaper changer????"

@noondlyt "We'll just take the oil."
"They're letting tankers through as a tribute"
"Why aren't EU coming to our rescue to reopen the strait?"
@noondlyt
Thrown spaghetti war maps
@noondlyt
Diaper changer needed on 14th hole