“Aggressively fighting back against right wing illiberalism and media consolidation isn’t really our vibe,” explains Sen. Jeffries, as his aides set up to film a Vine about tempering expectations on trans rights. “I myself am more of a classical ‘delegate and disappoint’ democrat
” https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/house-democrats-ask-if-canada-could-step-in-to-fight-authoritarianism-for-them/
House Democrats ask if Canada could step in to fight authoritarianism for them

WASHINGTON D.C. - As the Trump administration consolidates its anti-democratic control over America, Congressional and Senate Democrats have united to ask the nation of Canada if they could handle it instead.

The Beaverton
Well done, Beaverton, every effing word of that one nailed it
 “President Trump announced on Truth Social that he was sending ground troops into Scotland to turn the entire nation into a Trump Resorts Golf Course. This forced the House Democrats’ to cut short their ‘Can’t Canada Do It’ press conference, in order to plan their next fundraising emails.”