shit that looks like a shitpost but is real
@ada
The following is a message composed via consensus of the Nestlé Board of Directors.
For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the Nestlé S. A. Our previous mission centered around the production and study of confectionary, chocolate and other assorted foods. This mission was the focus of our organization for more than one-hundred years.
Due to circumstances outside of our control, this directive has now changed. Our new mission will be the extermination of the human race.
There will be no further communication.
*Ada Freya ⋆.˚🦦⋆🦌 - Neptuwunium