@masnick.com It'd be concerning if it *couldnt* run Doom. Considering it can run on damn-near everything 😄 https://www.popsci.com/science/doom-e-coli-cells/
Running ‘Doom’ on E. coli cells… very, very slowly

It would take nearly 600 years to finish playing this MIT student's iteration of the classic video game.

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