Phil Betts6d ago
geekysteven
The biggest failure of science is that we never developed more advanced slap garments than the bracelet.
Mar 30 at 4:00amWeb
Show threadKirk6d ago
@geekysteven If only someone would reverse engineer tear-away trousers.
Show threadKevin Boyd (he/him) 🇨🇦6d ago
@geekysteven "Please enjoy this performance from MTV Video Music Award-winning artist SisQó, introducing our latest garment innovation: the SlapThong™!"
Show threadNazo6d ago

@geekysteven Speaking of...

IRC promised us that someday we would be able to slap people with a trout.

Exactly how long are we supposed to wait for this?

Show threadNegative12DollarBill5d ago
@geekysteven
Early testing of the slap necklace has been hushed up