PopcornPrincess

Wait, who am I again?!

https://lemmy.world/post/44923087

Mar 30 at 1:00amWeb
Show threadLuxSpark2d ago
Pass
Show threadEle7en72d ago
This just happened at my grandmother’s funeral of all places. Wtf.
Show threadjaybone2d ago
Yeah, a funeral is not the appropriate time for this kind of bullshit.
Show threadJanx2d ago
If somebody expected me to participate in that, there would be another funeral.
Show threadTheLeadenSea2d ago
I’m sorry… :( …were you close?
Show threadhakase2d ago
And what’s a fun fact about you related to the deceased?
Show threadsad_detective_man2d ago
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to grey-rock some strangers. I am managing their expectations, not unlike a opossum playing dead
Show threadI_Fart_Glitter2d ago

And say a little something about what brought you here today!

I’m fucking leaving.

Show threadTywèle2d ago
That’s social anxiety not introversion.
Show threadergonomic_importer2d ago
Normally I fully agree with this sentiment whenever it comes up, but here I’m not so sure. I absolutely loathe talking about myself to anybody unless we’re already on a specific topic I’m interested in.
Show threadKlear2d ago
Who am I? None of your business!
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 2d ago
I just make shit up to sound cool.
Show threadFatVegan2d ago
I do the opposite. My name is … And i read. Uhm anything else? No thank you.
Show threadThelsim2d ago
I’m so focused on mentally getting my story straight that I completely miss the other introductions.
Show threadMinnesotaGoddam2d ago
i end up one-upping everyone and feeling bad
Show threadSynapse1d ago
If this is in a work context, no problem. If it isn’t, that’s problematic.
Show threadbillwashere1d ago
Yeah for some reason talking about what I do at work isn’t an issue. Anything else, I’m faking explosive diarrhea.
Show threadTHCDenton1d ago
“Hi I’m THCDenton, and I’m addicted to marijuana”
Show threadTempus Fugit1d ago
“Hi, I’m JC Denton and this is my favorite weed on the citadel.” Am I doing this right?
Show threadZink1d ago
I just said to my wife this week how so often I’m at an appointment or at the store and the person helping me starts with the polite “any big plans for this evening / weekend” and in my head I’m thinking “leave me alone, I don’t know what’s going on! Why you gotta put me on the spot like that? Why am I even here?”