gay_geek
My neighbor’s coworkers cousin once brought me a bowl of soup while I was at the beach with my family on a really windy day. By the time he handed me the bowl of soup it was nothing but a bowl of sand. I ate it anyway out of politeness but I ended up falling asleep after and woke up in ancient Egypt. I’m still stuck here and my family is still at the beach. I’m never eating a bowl of sand again.
He’s now 4000 years old. He had to bide his time until Lemmy came into existence.
Bide?! Damn it I’ve just been on a bidet this whole time.
There are worse things than having your butt hole gently cleaned with a cool spray of water for 4 millennia.