Just as cats remember they were once worshipped as gods in Egypt, chickens dream that they were once tyrannosaurs stalking their prey across the wilds of Pangaea.
@cstross Let them live their dream. We have the technology.
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@StarkRG @cstross [chuckles] Incredible work here. Thank you.
@StarkRG @cstross oh my god I never realized they didn't have arms that must suck
@lucasmz @cstross They mostly only need to concern themselves with bugs and seeds, and their wings let them jump really high, so I doubt they miss them.
@lucasmz @StarkRG @cstross
Not much by way of brains either, and they get by. Especially silkies. They are deeply silly, even by chicken standards