Some day, I'm gonna turn in a manuscript and think "I did a great job!" Today is not that day.
You're absolutely right!
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@ZachWeinersmith All the greats are dead and no one wants that.

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When I publish something it's a scientific paper, and I have said a million times that no paper ever gets published before you hate it.

@ZachWeinersmith My wife, before clicking Send: “This is the best thing I’ve written.”
~ five seconds later~
My wife, once the email has been sent: “This is such shit, they will come and take away my computer and pens and never let we write anything ever again.”