Edgar CMar 29
mcc
"Do you have an account with us?", asked the donut shop
Mar 29 at 4:44pmTusky
Show threadThird spruce tree on the leftMar 29

@mcc

next thing they'll ask if you want a receipt. For a donut.

For when you have to convince that skeptical friend. No, I can prove it. Oh wait, its at home, filed under D. For donut.

(apologies to Mitch)

Show threadDan PatchMar 29
@tezoatlipoca @mcc we don't need to bring ink and paper into this!
Show threadD2Mar 29
@tezoatlipoca @mcc this is immediately where my mind went.
Show threadAmagireMar 29
@mcc currently seething because it is apparently just impossible to report downed wires to comcast without an xfinity/comcast account
Show threadbenMar 29

@amagire @mcc I called Comcast to report what looked like a damaged pedestal, they looked at it and said, “not ours; here’s a $100 charge for our troubles.”

They only want that account number to charge you!!

Show threadDNA scheduleMar 29
@mcc new spin on a classic Hedburg bit 😩
Show threadFennixMar 29

@mcc

Just missing the #DystopianMicrofiction tag.

Show threadIan BradburyMar 29
@mcc - well I mean….. if there’s discounted donuts as part of the deal….. sign me up!
Show threadspvMar 29
@mcc they wanted me to download a fucking app... i pulled out a flip phone and told them i just want my goddamn shoelaces
Show threadLuna LacteaMar 29
@mcc I'd like to withdraw 500 doughnuts from my account.
Show threadD2Mar 29

@mcc

Uh, you mean like “a-one, a-two, a-three, ha-ah-ah”, Sesame Street kind of Count? Nah, I can count all by myself now. But if he’s here, I’d love to say hi.

Show threadTimo JMar 29
@mcc If you say yes, the donut shop will instead drop cookies.
Show threadliferstateMar 29
@mcc Me last month trying to buy shoelaces.
Show threadOllie BoermansMar 30
@mcc I click skip in this conversation tree by adding a “thank you” immediately after my “no,”