Federal law prohibits any depiction or representation of any living president on currency. As such, as long as I am CEO, my company will not be accepting any illegal currency produced by the US Mint, including but not limited to:

- coins produced with the likeness of Donald Trump
- bills produced with the signature of Donald Trump
- any similar currency, coin, bill, or note featuring any likeness or representation of Donald Trump.

These are not legal tender as per the United States code enshrined in the Thayer Amendment of 1866. We do not now and will not ever recognize any of it as legal United States currency until such time as Donald Trump is dead.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.