Pet the dog?
Pet the dog.
82.4%
Don't pet the dog.
5.9%
Only if I get a treat first.
11.7%
Poll ended at .
@alice Allergic to dogs, this decision is easy 4 me
@alice check with the dog first though
@alice Dammit, I really need to read *all* the poll options before I vote. 😩

@alice

Lightnin Hopkins had it right, "let me play with your Poodle."

@alice Looks like 17% of people are evil

EDIT: OK, maybe some of them are cautious, or know the meaning of the yellow bandana.

@alice Does the dog *want* to be petted?
@alice I was literally petting a dog as I read this