Plumbers telling me I need a whole new toilet because there is a hairline crack in the water tank.

I've taken some fairly robust constitutionals before, but never enough to challenge the structural integrity of vitreous ceramics.

@zeruch ha search crack toilet in r/plumbing and read the replies. 😂 REPLACE IT NOW!
@kevbob it's being replaced. My point is that it's bizarre since there's no reason for it to be cracked.
@zeruch I knew your point, it’s just a trigger for me as a follower of r/plumbing. A humorous trigger.