Annual repost of this real document from the Government of the Commonwealth of Australia.
@NewtonMark 😆 (vocabulary kinda fits the current zeitgeist tho 😮‍💨🤬)
@NewtonMark "John Dickie" lol. Nominative determinism much?
@NewtonMark john dickie seems to be a bit of a twat

@NewtonMark That is an absolute gem. "nunga" and "smoo" were new to me. Does anyone use "norks" any more?

It would appear that the document breaches its own guideline fairly comprehensively.

@NewtonMark I screwed my courage to the sticking point and looked up "nunga" and "smoo". A recommended activity, the results of which I will not detail here.
@NewtonMark OH! So that's where Blink 182 got their lyrics to 'Family Reunion' from!
@NewtonMark I have a commit against my name at work seeding the naughty words table in our database which always makes me chuckle when I stumble across it
@NewtonMark I really appreciate the specificity of including both ‘tits’ and ‘titties.’ For the sake of clarity, presumably.

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Therefore a poster advertising the popular Christmas pantomime "Dick Whittington" is not permissible.

Nor is an anti corruption documentary "The Root of All Evil".

@NewtonMark I had no idea horny - hornbag was even an option
@NewtonMark "FART" is having serious imposter syndrome in this room

@NewtonMark
"You're nothing but a horny-hornbag..."

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"...et cetera!"

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@NewtonMark John Dickie should travel the world a bit more https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoo_Cave
Smoo Cave - Wikipedia