@alyx i literally laughed at this for like 5 minutes i tried to translate it for my wife but couldn't because every time i broke out into laughter again i think i am like mentally 5 or something
"i pissed and shat myself" "that is a very uncomfortable situation, but the most important thing first: take a deep breath. this can happen to anyone at some point."
it's kind of literally not even very funny I'm just immature